That, and pizza, when I was growing up in my home country, is kind of seen as a luxury thing. We only eat pizza on special occasions. Now as a grown up, I can afford to be obsessed with pizza.
I want to open a “cartoon food” restaurant, but I don’t know how. But where there’s a will there’s a way, or some shit like that.
Maybe start by drawing a crowd?
Haha - brilliant! (But also probably those honkin’ big turkey legs.)
Do people actually like pizza with the crust so flaccid and the cheese so melty that it drips off? A good slice doesn’t come apart before you can eat it.
(Any innuendo is deliberate.)
It depends on a few factors.
The biggest one being why it’s flaccid and/or has runny cheese - Some pizzas are just greasy and lead to flaccid crust/runny cheese. And a greasy pizza isn’t necessarily bad.
Just like a burnt hot dog isn’t necessarily bad either. Seriously - a somewhat burnt hot dog can be delicious depending on the circumstances - just like an ice cold beer hits different outside on a hot day.
If the wiener isn’t black it’s not going in my mouth
Everything reminds me of her 😭
We’re still talking about hot dogs right?
It looks good in cartoons though
This is called bar pizza where I am and it’s great when done right. But it also needs to be eaten hot. Once it congeals it changes the texture too much.
I was obsessed with the pizza and waffles in all dogs go to heaven as a kid. Also Wallace and grommit never fails to get me hungry for cheese and crackers.
Also: Have you tried pizza? It’s awesome.
And very versatile
The one product slogan that was true.
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza anytime
Preaching to the choir, my friend. And I don’t “always eat the same thing.” I’m sorry if you falsely equate Neapolitan style, Chicago style, the pizza buffet, etc… but they’re totally valid back to back to back, MOM.
Have you ever fucked a deep dish pizza?
I like to stack 6 or 7 thin crust and fuck that. The snap of each layer really makes things interesting.
6 or 7
Sorry, how many do you like to stack? 🤭
I can’t believe I’ve done this
Fat, gluten and salt, the holy trio (salt can be exchanged for sugar for another holy trio)…
A pizza chain back home had a pastrami pizza that was a classic red sauce pie with pastrami, pickles and a mustard drizzle. Damn I miss what-a-lotta pizza. I think about it every time I see cartoon pizza
I used to manage a place called Chino’s Dada. It was a combination Chinese restaurant/ pizzaria. Our General Tso’s Chicken Pizza was very popular. No pizza sauce, General Tso’s sauce, chicken pieces, onions, green peppers and cheese.
I personally preferred the coconut chicken pizza, or the crab rangoon pizza, but those were slightly sweet.
Crab Rangoon pizza sounds wild. Where was this place?
Lexington KY, unfortunately it closed shortly after I left.
The crab rangoon pizza was the cream cheese, carrot, onion, celery and krab meat mix we stuffed into the wonton wrappers to make crab rangoon used as sauce, then topped with more krab meat, onions, pineapple, and cheese.
Yall were cooking with the gods out there
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Yep.
Big ass cartoon drumsticks always look incredible as well.
Have you ever had a renfaire-style roast turkey leg? That’s what I always assumed they are, and that’s easily one of my favorite things of all time, to the point that I keep turkey drumsticks in my freezer quite often.
Shaggy got his pizza from an IKEA display room.
What the fuck us wrong with your family? I have never once heard anyone ask that question. Close to everyone loves pizza, no matter their age.
yo hand me a slice
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WTH Shaggy? First time?
That does look like some frozen cardboard from the store.
Which is probably shaggys level, to be fair…
And he has to hold it like that because it’s the only way to break a bite off that brick…
The turtles got the best pizza. That is the right hue and greasiness.
They even made anchovies seem appealing.
yeah how could they make one of the tastiest fish in existence seem as tasty as they literally are
Ninja turtles pizza always looked like it tasted amazing.
I’ve had that pizza (I live in New York City) and I can attest it’s amazing.
It’s 2× extra cheese. Extra-extra cheese pizza and it absolutely does slop off like that if you hold it up, you gotta fold it to eat it.
It’s also super easy to choke if you eat too fast and/or its too hot, haha
I had a TMNT book that had a recipe for pizza. It was basically english muffins, tomato sauce, cheese, and pepperoni. I made that all the time!
English muffins??
I have fond memories of checking this book out multiple times as a child.
And that Scooby Doo pizza looks like a plastic prop.
