That fivehead is on point.
It explains much
Hapsburg forehead
It’s a good big target
I actually know someone who has a baby with their cousin, who is a minor celebrity.
leave the queen alone, she’s dead
Well you try reigning for 70 years without smoking 50 B&H a day.
that’s all it takes to make a baby into a minor celebrity? what’s it take to be a major celebrity, parents that are siblings?
pfft
You could tell us and then both would be minor celebrities. 🤌🏼
uh what if he means the celebrity is a minor?
yikes, cue banjos
Deep South moment
Having sex with your cousin in a cold ditch ten minutes walk from the parents is definitely a vibe
I mean IDK if you’re both guys and you’re second cousins I heard it doesn’t even count and he agrees
I understand the circumstances, but maybe next time if you wait until you have your dominant hand available for typing, your post might be a little bit more coherent.
'Twas many years ago and the ensuing drama from being caught and him being left behind while the rest of his immediate family went back to Michigan, well, it’s not a particularly jerkable memory.
Oh, right, yeah, that’s quite the drama, and not in a good way. Hope it turned out OK in the end.
what in the Alabama
NiceRoll tide
No joke we have some in our family who are second cousins. They’re known as the inbreds.
it would have cost you nothing to not say that…
Misery loves company, I guess
And now we pay
Roll tide!
Why the fuck is this normalized?!
you’ve clearly never had a hot cousin
The joke is that “the walk with the cousins” usually implies stepping outside to smoke weed with them before dinner, so that you have a big appetite. This tweet flips that joke on its head because you go into it thinking that’s what the post was going to be about, but instead it’s about incest.
What, jokes?
Yes there was a story of an early Thanksgiving in Plymouth.
Washington did declare a thanksgiving in 1789.
It was largely forgotten until Sarah Josepha Hale rebuplished the story in her newspaper.
The holiday we celebrate today came about due to the union losses in the first 2 years of the civil war. To buoy popular support most of the union governors called for a holiday of Thanksgiving.
It was Abraham Lincoln on July 15 1862 declared a day of Thanksgiving.
On August 6th 1863. He declared a national day of Thanksgiving due to the turn in the war now that the union was winning.
In October 1863 he declared another day of Thanksgiving. He eventually gave a number of days of Thanksgiving.
In 1939 FDR set the holiday to the next to last Thursday. This was to help boost the economy giving an extra 7 days for Xmas shopping.
Sources: Heather Cox Richardson
Edit: spelling and punctuation
Relevance to the post: zero.
I actually enjoy the history of holidays, very relevant to the post!
What is this bot trash
So much Giving, so much Thanks
cousins
The turkey isn’t the only one that got holes stretched and stuffed to satisfy 12 people
My cousin got a vasectomy. I’m basted and ready to be stuffed.
I think it’s fine then
Icks me out, but I can’t find any moral fault.
I definitely get why it picks you out.imagine banging your cousin without one of your parents watching while you do it. Gross
What happened to family values?
Jonathan and Fred stopped touring together.
That looks truly terrible
Plenty of shock value at the end
You just need hotter cousins
You’re tellin’ me. I couldn’t even keep it up.
