Lies. He smells like sweaty leather, and guano.
That rubber suit
Anosmia is not a laughing matter, folks.
He probably does smell with all the stuff he gets up to. I’m sure the batsuit doesn’t exactly smell of roses.
Alfred:
You have no idea… :(
Roses no, but a kiss from a rose maybe…
Bah dah da da da dat dat dah dah…
Batman’s response: yeah well… who smelt it, dealt it!
Everyone else: uh no, that’s… not how that works, actually. 🤮🤢
But what about the rumor that Robin laid an egg?
TIL Kate Beckinsale’s daughter is dating Robin
And what happened to poor old uncle Billy …
Lies! But he did fly away
Damn, and here I thought we were talking about seasonal depression
I’d like to get a look at the batmobile right about now.
Anyone see the Joker?
A few people did. Joker 2, on the other hand…
You claim you don’t, but there are thousands of people out there every year claiming a different story…
But there’s that big nose right there in the middle of his face! How does he handle situations where the only clue is olfactory?
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Bat(h)man
That sounds more like a Thai superhero. Bath Man… ～(つˆ0ˆ)つ｡☆
