• BigMacHole@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    We need to DEPORT OUR IMMIGRANTS! UNLESS they Win at a TV Show THEN we can Let them Stay and I see NOTHING Wrong with That! Or they’re WHITE!

    -Literally EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN VOTER!

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      10 months ago

      “According to the Daily Mail…”

      My bs senses are tingling on this one, too. I think I’ll be watching for confirmation from elsewhere before I give this much energy.

      Edit: it’s insane that it’s even remotely believable, though. And it is believable. Like, easily believable.

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      10 months ago

      It’ll be funny and poetic until we all get to watch a contestant die for the first time during a prime time live event … and the crowd roars and the ratings go through the roof as everyone realizes … the gladiatorial games to the death have returned … and this time we can stream it!!!

      • Lucky_777@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        Trumpflix, but that show is pay per view with the premium plus $199 a month plan. $399 pay per view of course.