Look I am not saying this isnt true, however I half remember a story from either the end of his first term or shortly after where some aide came out saying they would compete to see who could get the most insane story printed. This 100% feels like that with the medal of honor part. I could also be misremembering or made the story up in my head to same my own sanity. So, maybe I am wrong.

The yelling and other parts probably true though.

The image of him is the only give away here. He looks like an orange racoon. He is nothing if not vain, would never post something with him looking so bad.

If it was real it would be that image of him trying to look like a big strong boy leaning over his desk in black and white.

5. No way both him and Thomas dont retire before 2028.

I thought his excuse was “I am the President so fuck you”

They are going to invade Iran, and play up every single death as a way to blame the Dems and every citizen for not supporting Trump. Now its a real war and “oopsie doopsie no can do elections”

For a war we have already won? For a war where Iran sent a super cereal prize to Trump to start negotiations? For a war that isnt a war but a little excursion?

Seems kinda weird to do something like that unless the supposed “peace talks” are a ruse to get more troops over there for an invasion.

Maybe if he renames it the Strait of America they will be more inclined to help

Good for them but I also wonder if this is exactly what Trump and his minions want.

Like now he can go back and claim he is going to tarriff every country who doesnt help some insane amount until they send forces.

I mean this would require thinking ahead and I do not want to attribute any actual forethought to these people but it seems an obvious play to me.

I was told “affordability” was a made up phrase by democrats to hurt Trump. Are you saying it is a real issue? Am I suppose to believe my lying eyes or what Trump tells me is obviously true?

Guess this is just more propoganda

Maybe fuck the capitol police too

I camnot believe Biden left such a mess for Trump to have to clean up. Man its gonna take at least 2 more terms for things to turn around.

Kissinger lived to be nearly 100. This fucker is probably perserved from all the fast food he eats and will live beyond that.

At this point I want to out live him and everyone in this administration out of pure spite

It hurt hurt his feelings bigly. And if anyone, anywhere has ever hurt Donny’s feelings then it is a national emergency.

Charles Entertainment Cheese was not who I expected there

So you are telling me Trump lied when he posted that the trade deficit was reduced by 78%?

Why would I believe your fake math with real numbers and evidence over what the president says? Clearly everyone has TDS and cannot accept their new God Emperor.

/s because the internet is a silly place and someone might think i believe this slop.

This feels like the most normal thing ever. I feel Obama, and Biden both at the least had some speeches pre written if aliens were found. Probably with interchangable lines if they were hostile or not. Like you dont wanna wing that.

Excuse me it wasnt just someone. It was a woman. You expect our God Emperor to be talked down to by a woman?

You my good man understand nothing of what it takes to look like 15 pounds of shit stuffed into a 10 pound bag and bronzed until you look orange.

They are 100% going to detain players arent they?

I am sure all the fan that watched it were disappointed.