How cowfefe you!

No need: in 6 months of Trump’s rule you will lose the ability to smile by yourself, without any laws.

Don’t be sad: next time Trump will organise something more expensive. You can’t fail with a billion $ parade, right? People will come to see it just out of curiosity why the fucking hell it is so expensive.

Groblok: Groblok has fist. You, mocking puny human from the future, has a face. Groblok clever. Groblok can fix problems with tools that are present. Groblok is going to fix your face, mocking human.

The saddest fun ever :)

Your lack of Star Wars pillow is disturbing.

Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

Then poop the shit

Or in hope that they will start flying to shit on the neighbour’s roof instead of your car.

If we had a reason and the ability to stack all elephants on top of each other, we wouldn’t ask about their opinion on the process.

Don’t be sad: there will be another tomorrow tomorrow.

A few ones?

Incidents?

Germans?

I couldn’t care less about your appointment problems so I can say “go fuck yourself” without hesitation.

What is ruction? And why should it be constant?

Corporation: Hint taken! Hey, YouTube, buddy, please ban those poor idiots. You know, business reasons…

Unixtime: amateurs!

Shitty mood, huh? It happens…

Can Hank write?