I figure it wasn’t a literal blowjob but trump blowing sunshine up the ass of some sap he was trying to con.

So what. He isn’t saying who bubba is.

Is there some reason why we should believe his brother?

Trump is a hidden Juggalo?

I know its just my personal observations but in the last two weeks I’ve had nearly a dozen of people who came into our public building ask me if there were any jobs available. In my five years there it had only happened a couple of times prior to this. I think its all to push people into violence so these trash humans can act like they didn’t start it when they move in to exterminate all these unfortunate people.

Its clear he is up to speed on nazi Germany but he didn’t go back far enough to the french revolution.

These restaurant g suite idiots just can’t figure out how they tripled prices and people are staying away.

Okay you had to pick the stupidest person on earth.

I was in the path of totality and there were so many glasses available to everyone around its hard to believe this.

He should now sue to have ICE buy him a gift card to replace the sandwich.

Thinking? Never! /s

She is fairly stupid so that part is real magat.

Only if these losers can’t take it.

I really like it that your parents didn’t know.

Blacklists are the hallmarks of fascism.

🎵Looking for leverage in all the wrong places.🎵

A new country song in the making.

I guess its safe to go duck hunting again. I’m sure he took all that money he made selling out the US with him.

How will she be a wall street miracle investor without all that inside knowledge?

I traveled to the city where I was born recently. Its the first time I’ve been there in twenty years that I haven’t felt anxiety making the trip. The reason is simple. My parents died last year and now that I know I’m not going to run into them I’m fine.

No shit.