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I mean technically they can detain under citizen’s arrest/shopkeeper’s privilege, and then hand over to the proper authorities, or just deny access like a bouncer preventing underage drinkers from entering a bar, but neither seems like a good system.

There were a couple years where spelling/ grammar checks where it would always correct like half of the regular dashes id use into em dashes, and id have to copy an email dash after I spell checked, then ctrl +f all the regular dashes and replace them with the coppied em dash

At least theres a human to be responsible though, in most places with mandatory insurance.

Personally, I think waymo should be allowed to operate, but each car should be tied to someones ownership/ liscence (ie the CEO’s) and that it should come with an automatic guilty / full at fault in any accident or incident.

Buster: ovbiously, the blue part here is land.

RFK follows a keto diet, hes saying that proof against this claim, because he acts like a schizophrenic.

I was going to make kind of the same joke, but phrase as

By republican math, I think RFK just admitted hes a schizophrenic

Like Cheney and Nixon?

You’re probably not registered as an NGO, either

And air fryer is just a toaster oven with a fan

I think over the course of the history of jeans, the pocket went from being for pocket watches, to coins (for payphones) to drugs.

They really are a Christian party!

Journalists should treat this the same way they did when musk took over Twitter and set the press email to auto-reply with a poop emoji.

Many articles included references to that, saying things like, ‘we reached out to Twitter, but their response was shit’. Some fed it questions tailored to the auto-reply, so that they could report things like 'when asked their opinion about the company’s chances of survival under musk, twitter’s own PR dept was not optimistic, chosing to simply reply with a poop emoji.

Journalists (at least those not working for maga controlled / allied media) should take a similar approach, and characterize the new, null data as 0%, and publish statements like

‘In recent poling, Gallup found no supporters for the president, suggesting his approval rating of 0%’

Or

'Our graph of Gallups poling data on presidential popularity over time shows a sharp decline to 0% approval in recent months. (After purposefully building a bot / website scraper that shows null/ undefined results as 0, making that a true statement.)

Makes sense. Ices lawyers are the DOJ, and they still have terabytes of epstein file video to go through.

I think plan B is the ice agents at poking locations they announced today.

I think me means someone else’s teeth, to add to their collection.

Close. Pretty sure its an acronym for Lubing My Accessible Orifices.

I’d bet theres a couple ‘allies’ that he just wants more leverage over mixed in.

Hold in contempt can just mean a finding of contempt of court. The judge holds (the oponion that) the person is in contempt

Punishments can then be fines, sanctions, or actual jailing, which is also called being held in contempt.

Nihilists? Fuck me. I mean say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least its an ethos.

Little known fact, when David Caradine died, it was from auto erotic asphyxiatmisadventures. Animatronic prop power glove from the movie Future Force making it the first case of robotically assisted sexual death by misadventure.

Also, need to define what constitutes ‘killed by.’ Depending on that definition, were quite a aways of- if were requiring agency, and a sex robot making a decision resulting in someones death.

In the middle range, someones death being the direct result of an electric sex toy, had probably already happened: its fairly likely some elderly or otherwise infirm person has had a lethal stroke /heart attack/ whatever induced by mechanically assisted sexual device.

If your definition is loose enough, autoerotic aspyxiation while using an electric toy could count. If so, were probably into quad digits by now.