As a man with 2 young kids, yes. Yes you do. It’s an obligation for you to enjoy the free time as much as you can. I rely on my childless friends to fill me in on what’s happening in the cultured world, because for me my life is nothing but Bluey, Paw Patrol, and Cocomelon.

How is my guy only gonna poop 14 times in 38 years? My 3 year old kid has pooped twice 10 times that already

Oh wow. That is pretty cool.

Dude, again? These are the default officially licenced images that merch sellers use to print onto t-shirts and crap. There’s no way this is hand drawn.

Gasp! Who would’ve thought?!

If anyone catches you, just explain your parents were depraved and totally into that kinda thing, so you’re honoring them in a way they’d appreciate.