The call is coming from inside the house.

I meaaaaaan…. He’s technically not wrong. Just not in the way he meant. Democrats have done really nothing to stop him, so they are definitely partially to blame.

That said, yeah no they didn’t order “any means necessary” to fulfill his mission to ethnically cleanse the US.

It’s obviously not that critical cause they make you pay to read it.

Blothar doesn’t get enough credit. He is upholding the legacy of GWAR really well despite losing Brockie. No one will ever replace Oderus, but godammnit if Blothar isn’t doing a great job keeping this ship afloat. They’re still chugging along and being relevant 11 years after Oderus’ death.

This cover in particular is both a great job and a sign of how they keep their finger on the pulse.

Long live GWAR

Looks cool. Never heard of it.

Surprised I haven’t seen Hell Pie here yet. Pretty solid physics and fun mechanics. The humor is a bit crude and sometimes kinda edge-lord l, but the game play is solid.

Ruffy and the Riverside. Really interesting concept with editing terrain and your environment.

Gex Trilogy is pretty good if you’re into old-school platformers. It aged better than I thought.

Megabonk is basically 3D vampire survivors, and that rules.

Switch 2 has a much healthier margin than Switch. Nintendo is actually making money on the hardware this time. They don’t have the lineup or the services to justify the hardware being a loss leader and won’t until probably 2027.

Here’s to hoping the Steam Machine is $799 or less.

Good, maybe now prices for them will finally come back down to reality. $500 for a switch is bonkers and $800 for an Xbox of any variety is outright criminal.

I just like that I can play PC games on my TV, know that I have hardware that games are built to work on, and not have to get up to turn it on.

That last one is the biggest one honestly.

The rise in political violence is caused by the right. If democrats really cared they would’ve stopped this before it got to this point. Too many of them didn’t want to lose their positions of power and let the GOP get away with whatever they want to not lose power.

This is a public servant position, if you want security don’t run for office. They work for us, not the other way around.

No. They can pay for that from all the stocks they own.

This kind of game sounds right up my alley. I would love to help in some way.

This is why I moved to iPhone a few years ago. Every premium android was a legit knockoff of iPhone in every single way, down to the lack of a headphone jack and SD card slot. Why continue chasing these phones that aren’t even as good as the real thing?

Android USED TO be better than iPhone, but Google is just gung-ho on enshitification. Apple, for the walled garden that it is, at least works well with its eco system. Android is so fragmented and complicated that it’s collapsing under its own weight.

What would happen if we just fixed stuff. Like, the wealthy can still have it all, but then stuff wouldn’t be broken. Just like, fix things. When is someone going to step up and just pay to fix stuff?

So wise-cracking self-aware platformers are back now? Cool.

how awful do you have to be that at 22 your “past” comes back to haunt you? He’s barely old enough to have actual adult interactions.