HAHAHAHA Oh fuck! Jeeeeeezus fuckin’ christ in a sleeper hold, your stylist is high as fuck, McMahon. Please stop destroying the country’s education system and go back to untelevised day drinking.

As a side note, that video report is on par with Tik Tok (it’s actually not as good) and the corporate news holes have never seemed more pathetic.

Well, I mean. . . . Duh.

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In a memo obtained by the non-profit news outlet Prism, DoJ official Tammie M. Gregg told prison auditors across the nation to “immediately pause” all “compliance determinations” for key safety rules concerning LGBTQI+ inmates, and advise prisons to “disregard” them.

Holy shit, Tammie M Gregg was former director of the National Prison Project for the ACLU. Goddamn.

Tammie M. Gregg was the Deputy Director for the ACLU’s National Prison Project. Tammie also led the ACLU’s Stop Solitary campaign. Tammie came to NPP from a long and distinguished career with the U.S. Department of Justice and other federal agencies. After beginning her career with law firms in Minneapolis and Washington, in 2000 she joined DOJ as a trial attorney in the Civil Rights Division. From 2003 to 2011 she was a senior attorney in the Special Litigation Section, where she worked on cases involving prisons, jails, and policing. She rose to the level of Principal Deputy Chief of the Section, where she provided day-to-day supervision to a staff of over 70 people.

What the actual goddamned fuck

15th National Indian Nations Conference - Opening Remarks - Tammie Gregg

To the self-described trans person all over these threads last year shitting on Harris: We Told You So.

Remember this when your in-group starts shitting on the midterm candidates and voting in general.

LAMF

Because everything is absolute. Purity tests are exactly that. It’s not pure. Therefore we rail against it.

Democrats? Ho ho! SO not pure. The Constitution? I laugh! Created by slave owners! Don’t even get me started on our MAGA parents. The time of purification is at hand!

But we’re not allowed to say that unless we face the horrifying charge of being boot lickers. And the fact that it’s literally russia’s playbook for destabilizing the country and installing a demented rapist puppet is insane conjecture. Nothing to see here. Squirrel!

We just have to wait for him to accuse Biden of getting the treatment.

I thought it was a misshaped pig’s hoof.

But then it turned out to be just that.

Straining ties with corrupt-as-fuck shitweasels.

Johnson told reporters Thursday that he had a “great talk” with Stefanik the night before.

“I called her and I said, ‘Why wouldn’t you just come to me, you know?’” Johnson said. “So we had some intense fellowship about that.”

Asked if she had apologized for calling him a liar, Johnson said, “Um, you ask Elise about that.”

[fellowship intensifies]

Yeah it got updated

“ties to anarchist ideology”. So - close!

TL;DR: they arrested someone.

That’s it. That’s the article.

Texas republiQans are special. Super ignorant, pretty damn racist, not that smart, crazy about a bonkers religion. But, like, more than other republiQans.

How odd.

Lol. LAMF.

How odd.

The disavowal comes . . . after thousands of internal Monsanto documents were made public . . . revealing that the actual authors of the article were . . . Monsanto employees.

Those employees and the managers who created the fraud are not named.

https://www.today.com/food/recall/shredded-cheese-recall-december-2025-rcna247037

Also a better article. Geez AP did you go all AI already?