WASHINGTON — The federal government may be open, but the House of Representatives is closed for business. Again.The record-shattering 43-day-long shutdown coincided with an impromptu 53-day vacation for House Republicans. To end the shutdown, Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) had to call the House back in...
Is this for real? They just got back to work, and now they’re going on holiday, AGAIN?
No, it’s really for real. Mike is actually literally impaled on a bamboo stake.
I don’t know if I’d call Trump’s dick a stake. Toothpick?
I mean, did anyone really expect Masturbator Johnson to let the Trumpstein files vote happen?