The president had yet another strange mark on his hands over Christmas, once again raising concerns that his health is not what he has claimed it to be.
Donald Trump—the oldest person to ever be elected president—was photographed with what appeared to be another bruise on Christmas Eve, this time marring his left hand.
The 79-year-old has repeatedly claimed that he is in pristine condition, brushing off public alarm over his deteriorating body.
They are battle scars from signing all those bigly executives orders and tariffs saving our country from ruin. You wouldn’t recognize them because unlike our brave president, cowardly Joe Biden used an autopen so as to not upset his delicate complexion.
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Because the last time I forgot it, I was apparently too subtle for my own good.