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Mickey7@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

Very confusing

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Very confusing

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • Bruncvik@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    My first thought was to flush the toilet whenever you needed warmer water. I used to rent an apartment where I had to turn on cold water in the sink to get hot enough water in the shower.

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      3 months ago

      This doesn’t even make sense from a plumbing perspective

      • KeenFlame@feddit.nu
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        3 months ago

        I don’t know what world you are from but my showers have also gone hot when the toilet is flushed

      • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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        that’s what I thought at first, but there is actually a way that it makes sense

        you have hot water and cold water with a certain amount of pressure behind them feeding your apmt. if you turn the shower to full hot, the valve is still going to mix it with cold water. however if you take the cold water out at the sink prior to the shower feed, it’s not going to be replaced by more cold water if the system doesn’t have enough supply to keep up with it. so your shower water is being mixed with less cold water than before, resulting in a hotter mixed stream from the shower head

        and like maybe there’s other things going on and it’s not the same in every situation and all that, but you can test this yourself and get this result, so…

        • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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          3 months ago

          Do you not have a temperature dial on your shower that lets you control this directly? If I feel like I need to burn my skin off I can turn the temperature all the way up and have 100% hot water.

          • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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            3 months ago

            must be nice to have such a hot water supply with high pressure

            not everybody has that

          • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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            3 months ago

            Check your hot shower privilege

            • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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              3 months ago

              My golden shower offers constant warm temperature, but twisting the knobs does nothing.

  • comador @lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Also useful for throwing the hair clots into the toilet.

    • Possibly linux@lemmy.zip
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      3 months ago

      Honesty that would make a lot of sense

  • Widdershins@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Pretty straightforward. Take a nasty shit and warm up the shower while you wipe. Alternatively, warm up the shower after realizing you’re out of shit tickets.

  • Deestan@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    The hole is there to allow water to pass through the shower wall and accrue on the floor surface around the toilet, enhancing the sock experience of toiletgoers.

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      3 months ago

      isn’t that what the shaggy pee mat in front of the toilet is for?

      • lumpenproletariat@quokk.auBanned from community
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        3 months ago

        How do you suck at aiming so bad if you’re peeing on the floor?

        • cornshark@lemmy.world
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          I’m not peeing on the floor, I’m peeing on the shaggy pee mat. Hence the name

          • lumpenproletariat@quokk.auBanned from community
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            3 months ago

            Peeing on shaggy? image

        • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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          3 months ago

          I don’t understand your question. You’re asking how I suck at aiming if I am peeing on the floor, but I never said I was missing the pee mat.

        • Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio
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          3 months ago

          Do you have a penis? The stream can start off rather unpredictably. Especially in the morning, or post-coitus.

          • lumpenproletariat@quokk.auBanned from community
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            I do, I also have foreskin meaning the stream is funnelled into a hose and doesn’t spray out in weird directions.

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              Wait. This is a totally alien thought to my entire life experience. I suppose you don’t pull it back do you? For whatever reason I think that’s how I imagined it? Honestly, I don’t think I have ever imagined it to be fair.

              • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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                3 months ago

                I do pull it back, idk about the other guys wiener but for me the skin makes for a more unpredictable stream.

                • Hadriscus@jlai.lu
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                  ah that’s it then. All this time I was pulling the other guy’s

              • lumpenproletariat@quokk.auBanned from community
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                3 months ago

                I do not. Imagine a garden hose, if you use just the hose water comes out as an even flow, if you covered the end up with your fingers it would pressure spray widely between the gaps.

              • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com
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                3 months ago

                Just wait till you learn how cold shrinkage affects the peeing experience for un-cut folks! Let’s just say it doesn’t all shrink uniformly…

        • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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          3 months ago

          It’s not like the direction it’s pointed and the direction it goes have any bearing on each other.

          • lumpenproletariat@quokk.auBanned from community
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            3 months ago

            I’ve never had that issue? I was thinking it’s a circumcised thing, but you’re potentially British.

  • Feyd@programming.dev
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    3 months ago

    It’s for illicit hand holding

  • Stiffy@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    ayo

  • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de
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    3 months ago

    Its so you can pass snacks back and forth between the toilet and shower

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    3 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    You’re a dude. It’s a hole.

    Put your dick in it.

  • HyonoKo@lemmy.ml
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    It‘s for wetting your hand while on the toilet. This enables you to wipe and clean your ass with your wet hand.

    • cornshark@lemmy.world
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      Lol why do you need the shower for that? The toilet already has water and it’s right there.

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        Uhh…hmm

        What has happened to the internet today. Why is it like this

    • SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml
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      At that rate, just get in the damn shower

      • ohlaph@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        No.

    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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      3 months ago

      The manual bidet

      • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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        You jest but the manual method was all we had in 2013 Konya.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    Port hole for petting a very needy kitty with attachment anxiety.

    .

    …

    …

    Fuck, wait! I meant an actual cat!

  • ibelieveinthehousehippo@lemmy.ca
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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    Distance and accuracy training.

    • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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      3 months ago

      Logical

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    It’s so you can get a nice wet spot on the floor for that maximum bathroom aesthetic.

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    • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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      I hate when that happens and you have to lick it all up before the dog beats you to it.

      • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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        What a terrible day to have eyes.

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      3 months ago

      I miss this meme

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