• Anomalocaris@lemm.eeOP
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      21 hours ago

      question who is the smartest invertebrate?

      octopi, or conservatives?

      Octopi can solve puzzles, but conservatives can imitate human words, both spineless.

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        Trick question, it’s the centrist democrats. By preying on leftists and wearing their skin as camouflage, they get to court votes from the left while still growing fat on milk from their billionaire hosts. The conservatives are a very close second, though.