• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    19 days ago

    USA is the only nation that matters on this planet and probably in the universe.

    Every time you eat a pizza, listen to Led Zeppelin or go to church on a Sunday remember that America invented it.

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      19 days ago

      It’s hilarious that there are people from the US who would think that you’re serious.

      Just recently I followed a discussion where multiple Americans thought ‘we are the champions’ is an American song and obviously about America.

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      19 days ago

      I’m ashamed to admit I didn’t immediately register the joke. But at least from the slew of down votes I can tell I’m not alone in being a little bit dumb 😅

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        18 days ago

        how does it feel knowing that you’re in the top 10% of wealth in the planet’s population? lol

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            8 days ago

            that’s the really crazy part about all of it; if you have more than 2 paycheck sitting in the bank, then you’re already in the top 33%.

            and if your bank balance is measure in five figures on top of that (w the first number being higher than 2); then you’re automatically in the global top 10%. (and an overwhelming majority in this class are trump supporters. lol)

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    19 days ago

    Kinda sucks here ngl, but Europe is SO small. Like that high school graduate who came back from gap year to a high school party saying he traveled “all over Europe” just to pick up girls. Come on guy, it’s like a metro rail pass and a two weeks time.

    Yeah, it sucks in the US but we only have to deal with OUR idiots, we don’t have to deal with our own idiots PLUS a neighbor’s that are crazy unstable. I’m not in missile range of anything since the 60’s. Just saying.

    • Lowleekun [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      18 days ago

      Yeah that’s really speaking to you being american. Not only is Europe as big as the US, it is spread out much more and not a square.

      Living in the imperial core sucks because we are responsible for how the world is cooked. And the ignorant buffons pretending we are the good guys. Apart from that conditions are far too good for most of us.