They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”
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We’re going to find out he’s just been meeting with some random Chinese dude who lives in Ohio.
Or a manager of a china (as in porcelain) shop. “Yeah, I’m the president of China… and fine dining utensils incorporated in Chattanooga Tennessee”
