seems hawaii is up for grabs
Cost of living is way too high since everything other than pineapples & coffee has to be imported…
Can one live on pineapples and coffee alone?
I can assure you, there are much scarrier people in new england than people who wear shorts in the winter. First, its THEIR winter, not yours. Secondly, fluffy AT-ATs (Moose).
This also is the part of the world where New Hampshire is, they are the “Live Free or Die” state for a reason. Texas would probably like that motto, but they would have to take it from NH, and we all know who were betting on in that fight.
Them folks in Vermont aren’t exactly afraid of arms, and neither is Bernie.
Intersection of CMP and Backwoods people. Yeah, that tracks.
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We infact do still know the old ways.
This is the same reason no fascist dictator could ever declare martial law and take over…
Notice the fascists aren’t pulling this shit where we’re armed? Funny that.
Pretty sure they are pulling that exact shit right now where we’re armed
Where is that? All is see is LA, Washington and NYC, the very places with the most restrictive gun laws and the most gun resistant populations. Serious question.
And yet there are lots of guns in all three of those cities
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It’s a huge fucking country. The same wisdom of not getting involved in a land war in Asia applies.
Pretty much this. The number of countries that could wage a full invasion across an ocean, keeping supply lines open, against a near-peer, is pretty tiny - MAYBE the EU if they all pooled resources (and invited the UK along). MAYBE China if they island-hopped (which is its own set of logistical nightmares). That’s really about it.
Northern CA has way more seals. This map doesn’t know shit about seals.
I think they mean Navy SEALs, not pinnipeds.
They probably mean the musician, Seal. He lives in Malibu.
You mean the guys that write books? I guess they do say the pen is mightier than the sword.
Hawaii: 10/10, would bomb again.
Why is there always a force field around CO?
It’s a smoke cloud hovering over that section of the Rockies, and Colorado just forgot to turn their regional identity reference in for… reasons…
Meth and mountains. Even the OOP couldn’t get in to write it.
CO should also be, “Even the liberals have guns.”
Florida man high on meth kills invading army, eats its army men’s flesh, sells some of it as “ground pork, low quality”
*bath salts
It should be titled “why America will never be united”
Yup. The real reason for lack of invasions is “not worth it”.
This was more my thinking. Is this supposed to be “Why you should be scared of invading here” or “Why you shouldn’t bother invading here”? And frankly, Americans have been demonstrating for decades that they don’t need help to destroy their country. Their worse terrorist attack was the equivalent of a bad month’s worth of car accidents.
Halfway between CMP People and Gangs.
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Tbf Resnecks + Florida man + backwood people
