• AppleTea@lemmy.zip
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    2 months ago

    me against my wife

    me and my wife against her boyfriend

    me, my wife, and my wife’s boyfriend against the stranger who just butted in with “Actually…”

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      In that situation, gotta call up the whole squad.

      Your boy. Your boy’s wife. Your boy’s wife’s boyfriend…

  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    Most of the time you can’t just join a couple having sex either…

    Like, if you just stumbled across a couple people doing the sideways tango in the woods; they probably aren’t going to just let you strip down and join in.

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      I have seen a lot of video proof, claiming the opposite. In particular, this happens very often to certain jobs such as plumbers, security guards and job interviewers

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    I joined an argument of strangers once. It was a couple that was loudly arguing about how long it takes to get ready and blah blah blah. The lady was SCREAMING at this guy because he was annoyed they had been late for their reservation due to how long she took to get ready.

    After about 10 minutes of them going back and forth there was a pause and since they were sitting right behind my table a comment just escaped my lips: “Sounds like he was ready on time though”. I hadn’t said it super loud but it wasn’t exactly as whisper, but the lady heard me and she just LOST it.

    When she turned to start yelling at our table she found all 4 of us were in agreement with her man and she was the one in the wrong and then when she got up to storm off she yelled “ITS RUDE TO LISTEN TO OTHER PEOPLES CONVERSATIONS” at our whole table. At that moment a guy at another table across the restaurant yelled “it’s rude to have a loud argument that the whole restaurant has to listen to”. That lady turned bright red and stormed off.

    I do hope that guy got out of that relationship… She seemed like a real nightmare.

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    I drunkenly did this once, my two friends who were a couple at the time were arguing and one was absolutely in the wrong. It was NOT a good idea, I regretted it immediately and just left, then called and apologised to both if them.