21Cabbage

I’d prefer manual withdrawal from my ‘very much not checking it’ account.

staring harder.

What happens if I stare into the void?

I got the mental image of a guy with a dildo on his desk in much the same way I have a rubber ducky and talking to it about his frustrations.

Well that was a heavy one for a Sunday morning.

“Masturbating formula with Vitamin M”

Award for stupidest thing I’m going to laugh at today.

Devil’s advocate here, nobody wants to break the serial killer out.