People over here keep asking what’s the goal in Iran, what’s the strategy, what’s his plan; either ignoring or not realizing that the war in Iran has nothing to do with Iran as far as he’s concerned. It’s all about Epstein, and I’m ashamed of my fellow Americans who won’t accept that.

Give us a couple of weeks, we’re blowing through all that stuff right now

Well actually, we were kind of hoping that you guys might gang up and save us from our lunatic this time

We killed a whole bunch of Nazis about 80 years back and that worked out pretty well

Why, Iran was mere seconds away from having a nuclear bomb!

“It’s polling horribly and they’re still talking about Epstein”

…Again

Because they were kept secret by his accomplice.

“Is it possible that Hillary Clinton actually was running a pedophile ring out of a pizza parlor basement? I mean, I’m just asking questions here.”

Ancient Aliens had more plausible propositions.

I think he’s got a show in some obscure place, but I blissfully haven’t heard his voice in years.

But there’s always a new asshole coming along

Yeah, I only put it in there because it’s strongly suggested in the rules 😒

prefers not to speak even when he thinks he has the right answer, for fear of being wrong

One remedy for that is to stop listening to Joe Rogan

“I’m just asking questions”

Glenn Beck was (is?) big on that one too.

Same here. Agreed.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

Sure, but the article’s still as fun as the best Omen movies

Yeah? Well I ain’t “happy” having a sex-trafficking child-rapist-in Chief, either, so fuck him.

Because those countries don’t have football and Hooters.

Just make sure that the guy who has to pull the rope is paid a living wage. ☝️🧐

Their one saving grace