Please don’t spend your money here and help our rich get richer. Make us the example of how to not govern for the rest of the world.

When I found out my boss had secret audio listening in the shop is when I started talking true endless shit about him out loud to others. Gonna snoop, find out the truth.

Shitty? Yes. Petty? Also yes.

I was told today that this is “all the dems fault because they haven’t tried to stop him yet”. I can’t imagine how far your head has to be up your own ass to see that viewpoint.

Do it you fucking Chicken

Same as it ever was.

They think Jebus is gonna do something eventually so they can’t be bothered to try now.

And only $46 million down the drain

More likely both!

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?!

They’re so Cilli for being upset

We took our ball and left, everyone else just went to play a different game. Good thing Titler is the best recess schoolyard bully

More like helping themselves to children.

1300+ GOP pedos right here

I don’t, I walk right by the guy with my cart. I just paid for all this shit at the cashier which already took forever due to incompetence, on no less than 20 cameras with their own employee scanning items. They have no authority to hold me there and I already own the items in the cart.

If they accuse me of stealing, they will never get another dollar from me. I hope there are many others like me.

Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shorts

If you were born a genius with inattentive mindless parents who basically raised yourself, you’d probably be a bit of a wanker too. He also means well and helps his friends and neighbors through life problems with no expectation of favors in return.

The man has a law degree from Yale which should be getting revoked soon, clearly he cheated or didn’t learn enough to earn the degree.

“Give me money and I’ll do shit for you”. Cover letter complete.

It’s like breaking wind with more solids

So is this like a daisy chain or does someone not get their grundle munched? What about the poor guy with the breath of fresh air?

Sfer fukin rown kerners