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Undersecretary Elbridge Colby summoned the Papal Nuncio to the Pentagon, said the pope better get in line with Trump, and referenced the “Avignon Papacy”, a historical event where France kidnapped and killed the pope then set up a puppet Papacy.

Edit: Looking into it, the original story came from “anonymous Vatican sources”, and has since been officially denied by both sides.

I mean, the DoD literally threatened exactly that

Don’t fuck with Jesus… ask The Beatles.

It looks more like Jon Stewart to me

Not just bipolar, but rapid cycling too!

Also, fun fact! We decommissioned our minesweeper fleet in the Gulf, the last of them were shipped out from Bahrain in January. You know, just weeks before we started a damn naval war. All we got now is some equipment bolted onto repurposed LCS…

The problem with the ‘declare victory and leave’ is that the enemy gets a vote. Even if shitler pulled forces back, Iran ain’t got no reason to stop shooting tankers now.

Also… Do we just have two carrier groups trapped in the Gulf now? Guess our navy is just gonna have to ‘man up’ like he told the tankers to? That could get real spicy REAL quick.

https://youtu.be/euSOV2Y41JI

Brothers of Metal!