

The Michael Scott and Donald trump and John F Kennedy center etc


The Michael Scott and Donald trump and John F Kennedy center etc
I have pounded diet cokes like I was chain smoking to keep up at work. I’ve become partial to the term “fridge cigarettes”


This is at least 2.5 of jeopardy


MAGA gonna fuck kids one way or the other


Take, for example, the class war


One good use for AI would be to generate IDs real enough to pass these checks & stock invasive databases with slop


VOTE MORHRRFUKER (punches u in the face)


These people are so thin-skinned
Shaving collaborators hair is a time-honored practice
You could rebuild that relationship but it arguably would not be the same


Some good badda-bing energy in that sign tho


Hey Emmanuel! Hey Mark! Come on in. There’s plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Donald. Why not? [boy points to sign, “No Donalds Club”] But you let in Donald Tusk. [Tusk pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck! It says no Donald_s_. We’re allowed to have one.


Rawstory editor giving out assignments like “ok type ‘trump panics’ and let autocomplete finish the headline”


She turned it into the Simpbel Cuck Prize


Dang if he wouldn’t have done this it could have been an amazing way to unlock some alpha (talking gain$ here)


Dang slain too soon by what many call the “third ball” aka the male G spot dang just everyone remember to get it checked out by a friend or doctor you know?


I’m a hiring manager where I work. All future open roles will be “ice alumni need not apply” & my boss supports me in this.
Come to think of it maybe my next protest sign will say something to that effect. Get my buddy with a megaphone to spell it out for them since I guess not a lot of them actually read all that well?
One day you will pull somebody’s finger for the last time and one day you will have somebody pull your finger for the last time too so you should really carpe the daylight while the sun shines you might say
Actually, feeling a way about another citizen for betraying the shared values we were taught, irrespective of that citizens education or judiscial ascenency, is dope as shit!