FerretyFever0

I don’t know how to tell you this, but I have in fact, never done cocaine or anything similar. I just know that you snort it with a dollar bill off a table or a stripper. Obviously.

Oh shit. Same as before try to move it to a new room.

Hmm… move the bug and/or the line. Possibly snort around the bug? Get a new line?

Forgetting the cocaine. Never forget the 3 lines.

Those aren’t ties, those are damn zip ties around his neck lol

First was divorced actually. The 2nd was accused of some weird shit, she was beheaded.

Cast seal buttcrack.

In a few years he’ll have been born under Bush!

FUCK THE MORMONS!!!

I watched Young Justice when I was a kid, I remember the one in the black t-shirt only being able to do that. I think he was Superman’s nephew? Idk lol

Fucking tax men. Can’t even trust the IRS anymore.

Hey, assholes are important!

I’m not allowed in libraries, look at this asshole bitching while he can jack off indoors. Try jacking off in the woods, get back to me.

“Thanks for the advice and your unique and valued perspective. Never heard that before.”

Zuckerburg and Gates and Buffett

Good question, uhh, probably the autism, thanks for asking.

Pave the way, put your back into it

Can also confirm, killed vampire last week. Tree.

Yeah, I’d only do that exclusively around people that don’t think I’m a piece of shit. Otherwise, could come off as transphobia or something.

Man, (neutral), southern is preferable for usage of y’all, but most people can pull it off. Edit: somehow forgot to type the most important part. Have some god damn faith.