FlashMobOfOne

God, no.

I love my peace and wouldn’t trade it for anyone.

I suppose, if you’re looking to make it more convenient, you could cook things in bulk and then freeze portions of it for later consumption.

Good old Duterte.

Bummer that they’re not taking him up for one of his signature helicopter rides.

Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. This guy must have been really badly-behaved.

Two wives?

That must be unbearable.

HA, needed that laugh. Thanks.

I had ‘be excellent to each other’ stenciled on my very first ipod.

Shouldn’t it be ‘tmrw’?

The national news media got behind it big, which I really don’t understand.

It never made any sense.

I’ve seen this a bazillion times but I will upvote it every single time regardless.

No, it isn’t.

It’s higher for Eric Adams’ photo ops.

It is rationally an awful decision.

LOL, that must be why the more socialist nations are so terribly unhappy, like Finland, Sweden, and Norway.

I do not think your opinion is rational or based on facts.

Realistically, it has sucked to be a horse for at least the last 5,000 years.

Player 2.

My GOAT.

NULLIFY

But they won’t let fetuses count toward your tax exemptions.

Honestly hoping he gets ball cancer.

Yeah, that’s true.

But I think we both know that if he caught something he’d still get it treated privately and lie about it publicly, lest his grift be endangered, but I’d love it if he got polio and had to try and keep it quiet.

Our best chance is that he gets one of these diseases that is effectively treatable with a vaccine.

Thing is, even with that, he’d just take the vaccine and proceed to lie about it for profit. His father must be turning over in his grave.

We elected Augustus Gloop, my dude.

It very clearly advocates for and instructs people in child abuse.