For a paper products distribution center, you’d think they’d have some sprinklers in there lol

A true martyr

Only 8 employees for something that was just reported as half a billion in loss?

Damn did they have it coming lmfao

Burn the yachts lol

(Unironically. After all, who are the ones cleaning those things?)

They’ve already run out.

I feel like if they marketed Cro-magnon forehead injections as “making you 20 years younger”, Mar-a-lagos wouldn’t even question it and do it until they looked like stand-ins for a Geico Caveman commercial lol

Also not a fascist!

We’re not quite at Mad Max yet. If anything, that’s beginning to slightly shift away from the aftermath of fierce authoritarianism to the sort of “free market” where you can begin disregarding zoning laws to build death pits and tricking out your cars with flamethrowers and shit lol

Oh man. This was like a sleeper code to activate the Jean Luc Picard song in my head lol

hahahaha

Try lactose-free!

The pizza pic got me lmaooo

Real AF haha

D’awww

It’d honestly be hilarious to watch the stand-off between massive insurance companies and massive retail conglomerates go down. Who will emerge victorious as the ultimate capitalist greed champion~! Lmao

Exactly, people act like the ones who consider paying a living wage too much skin off their nose won’t flinch if suddenly a massive distribution center in a large city’s profit vanishes overnight. That’s lots and lots of impact to the bottom line lol

Aren’t something like over 50% of walmart employees on foodstamps? At least now they qualify for unemployment benefits.

Whaaaat, that’s crazy lmao