Talking to my aunt Linda, eh?

No. Like the earth, a circle is flat.

mic drop

It’s totally on purpose, as they joke about it. “Ask is an archaic form of axe.”

“Think about how stupid the average American person is. Then, realize half the people are dumber than that.”

Me in a nutshell: Help! I’m in a nutshell! How did i get into this nutshell! Look at the size of this bloody great big nutshell! What sorry of a shell had a nut like this? This is crazy!

And the e coli all over everything.

“Huh. I was wondering why that turkey was in the corner.”

“Go on. Be crucified. See if i care.”

“I don’t think people should be taking financial advice from me, either. Or parental advice for that matter. Or party planning advice. Or interior decoration. Matter of fact, why is anybody listening to me at all?!?”

I’m aware, as a child of the 80’s. Just being stoopid.

What’s a “Sears?”

Bull needs roller skates.

Goat needs gloves.

On the next episode of White People Renovating Becoming Houses!

Called it.

Weebl made a song, too.

“Fuckin’ crazy!”

Oh, go take a swim, Numenor.

One of us, one of us, one of us…!

“The same shit your human eyes see, dipshit, just in higher def.”

Thanks, but I’m totally wasted on typhoid over here, i couldn’t possibly do any more!