Condom catheter, friend

It also stirs tea Mr Greek Boylover Edit: that shoulda been under Aristotle

Because it burns?

I hope statesia can figure their shit out and not have to remove him the same way, but I’m not optimistic

That cock ain’t one of us

Look, the gender playing field is leveled when women can pee standing up without having to change pants, and it’s upended when that device becomes prehensile.

I was thinking less corrupt statesia and more statesia doesn’t give a shit about football

how tf did statesia get the world cup

My first thought is that seeing a popemobile outside a hospital would cause members of the idf some pause, but I’ve been watching this conflict for almost a century and some 18 year olds would consider it a high score.

I’m not defending Israel or the folk who did that, just saying that some idiot in southern California did that in the last decade too. Started a big fire. I recall we mocked them in public discourse because we had little other way of venting our frustration that a public employee would burn down an appreciable portion of the state to announce what gender they think their child has.

I bet he plans on charging rent to the prisoners at California rates or some bullshit

• reward your slowly growing army of loyal followers with random trinkets of arbitrary and sentimental value