The teacher is obviously a fat fuck that dreams of more pi.

This map exactly coincides with the area where people’s feet are fast as lightning. Uncanny!

The “I’ll tell wut” killed me 🤣🤣🤣

And your eyeballs are the exposed part of your brain.

And if the baby lives, it’s the new prophet.

Thumbs face up, not down.

Getting all five fingers in is a solid try. Would’ve gotten extra credit if the thumb was in the correct side.

I’m gonna need some buttons to make sure the pickpockets don’t steal my snickers bar.

We’ll need to include geography too.

Dunk a Shane

Not sure about that detail but I’ve seen three dicks gathered around O’Ryans belt.

I have a rocket science degree and can confirm that this is accurate. And also, it’s no coincidence that large thick solid rockets are shaped like…you know.

And in a country with dogshit standards for HS science. And math. And reading. And history.

This is it. The, “whoooo? Lil ole meeee? How was I supposed to know?”

I think “barely” is a stretch. Babe didn’t even look at those PB and Jeggs.

Here’s a space for all those that want to downvote, need to in fact, but don’t want to ruin OPs post.

Curious that the star is called Barnard because that’s the name of the doctor that first performed a successful heart transplant.