The Mad Lib type of writing.

“Today I learned that [enter service of company], they [enter bonus service/ product offered].”

It walks, swims and quacks like an ad.

Not sure why you’re being downvoted, this is clearly an ad.

27% of 8 hours is approximately 2 hours and 10 minutes. That’s about right.

All analogies have flaws. If they didn’t, they wouldn’t be an analogy, they would be describing the very thing itself.