Not solid state media, though; now we know why the world is shifting to SSDs! It’s all an AI Antichrist plot!

Though, I guess if OP’s magnet is comically large enough, it could just physically damage the circuitry, and it won’t matter. You’re the savior we need, OP!

My solution is just to act like I’m cooking for 12 people, and have leftovers for the rest of the week.

Listen here, you little shit.

I do, admittedly, find it fun to try and work out the meaning through context despite not being able to read German.

If everyone made use of the post language feature, it would entirely solve this problem. Unfortunately (at least to my knowledge) it’s not possible to set a default post language, so most content is just posted as Undetermined.