Toilets-shmoilets… Ok, there is at least some controversy here. But why driver licenses?!

5 pizzas, 2 kegs of beer, 3 dancers and 500 A4 sheets of paper shouldn’t cost too much. Can’t Trump fund it himself?

That was a long long way to the nearest cigarette kiosk.

There is no med in USA, so that’s untrue. And surely more than zero Jesses in US.

Dubious proof.

And I pray that they spray what is spread over the… ghm… transformer.

Crazy drama queen.

Yes, they would need this knowledge soon. How long before Trump starts demanding mandatory clapping at his speeches?

Americans should watch closely… and learn.

Trump: You pathetic communo-socialists! Your civilization is crumbling! 20% tariffs! No, 25! No, 23! Yes, 21! Covfefe! Arghg-hg-hg, pffffft…

They can’t. That’s the reason why they send ship to Greenland.

You understood all wrong! The ship is sailing not to provide help. It sails to receive help.

:)

Trump: If I were a president there wouldn’t be any aliens!

Wow, someone wants him, apparently.

Yeah, bats are tastiest with peanut butter. Rats go with ketchup. Politicians with gasoline. And pierogi with sour cream.

I never saw a pocket watch so small to fit in that micropocket.

How hostile are they towards other religions? Because concepts “University” and “Antireligion” are completely compatible and, actually, expected.

Who is Levantine? Who are those people in the photo?

Shits say shit contractor rejected shits’ vote on human rights. What a shitty situation…

– Let’s spend 100 million on education to make sure people can find a job.

– Nah, let’s spend 100 million on prisons to keep all those uneducated people who struggle to find a job!

“G” stands for “Imbeciles” in the"USA" word.

Kids: Hurray! No school!

Drug dealer: I have some magic sand, bro. Wanna try? Will sleep like a baby sealion.