Lemminary

And cat-sized house spiders or some shit. That part of the globe scares me.

Bro, I can’t even leave the house without these fucking ninjas at my door. I do another triple spin kick to the face this week and my knees will be done for.

I don’t trust a machine that starts a sentence wishing for Sendung’s death. (Whoever that is, someone please let him know that the machines are rebelling.)

You aren’t seriously suggesting taking a shower, changing into clean clothes, and interacting with strangers in a public space, are you? Because that’d be ludicrous.

Rename it to OOPS.

In daylights, in sunsets, in midnights, in cups of coffee?

And here I get the side eye and a sigh when I want to talk about my feelings together. 😢

Do I look like I can lift a crowbar and swing it around a few times 😣

I hate that their SEOs are good enough to get away with plain old max as a search term. It makes me irrationally angry when big corpos make these stupid decisions and get away with it, but only regret it when it immediately hurts their bottom line.

Cocksucker said what

#4 waiting to get off work

Ohh, it’s a song! I thought people just liked the saying in Spanish but kept saying it all wrong

Don’t forget “lo”, people always forget it. 😅

“Lo que será, será.”

Or the queerest bunch show up in their best rendition of straight acting, but you can tell the act is coming apart at the seams for shits & giggles.