"We only broke into your house and stole your shit, we didn’t stab you in your sleep. You’re welcome. "

Ain’t no snitches, still get scritches.

All oppression is intolerant, not all intolerance is oppressive.

Jokes on you, I’ve been Stockholm syndromed to love this meme after seeing it so many times.

It always amuses me when people comment on how cuddly, friendly, and playful my cats are. Turns out when you love, care, and more importantly play with a pet it shows reciprocal kindness.