morphite88

A few more deals like that and we’ll be able to afford this war! /s

I just realized this is Mike Judge himself

I hope everyone who sees this is already off Google!

You’re one post off bub

(autobot transforming sounds)

What a cursed format

Wow nice work

Bongo

Now this song is stuck in my head

The company store

Have you tried other sugar alcohols? (Erythritol, Xylitol, Sorbitol, etc) They’re typically used as calorie-free sugar alternatives.

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.