I thought when they said “Wake Up!” they were actually saying “Be passive! The status quo is totally fine!”

Gmail addresses with and without a dot are actually identical. Mine has a dot but I also get emails without the dot.

I have this and the other people with my name give it as their own email address all the time, apparently not understanding that you don’t get the address just for existing.

Naw, they didn’t then either.

We know the game and we’re gonna play it

The firm handshake worked great until I met an employer who was higher Dan in Judo than me.

I suffered through this awful film so that the memes could live.

Perfect training for a lifetime of unfulfilling work for insecure bosses!

He looks like he’s about to ask if I’m ready to accept the lord Jesus Christ into my life. That belt couldn’t be any higher.

Great, now do Amazon.

Bit of a red flag that he apparently doesn’t ever use condoms though.

It’s funny. I’m definitely a nerd and neuro-something-or-other, and I have really good friends who are into all this stuff, Linux, Terry Pratchett etc - all of it - but I absolutely bounced off this smug nerd culture and grind my teeth if a group all start yelling “Ni!” or make me listen to the “hilarious” Portal song. Possibly I’m just trying too hard to be an arch, diffident outsider, this is my tribe, and I’m just the tribe jerk.

Moggie.

Ginger.

I use Arch btw

This is the ritual to create a Tom Scott.

But sir, the form only has space for four!

Our enemies are simultaneously too weak and too strong.

Wolverine is 5’4”, but will Hollywood ever cast a short guy?