lol. Float it all you want, little Donny Two-Scoops. Mother Nature clearly has other plans for you. That dementia ain’t gonna get any better.

It feels to me like staying in New York City as taxes rise on the hyper-rich would be the ultimate flex. You’re so wealthy you can’t even be bothered to notice the plebs have raised taxes on you.

Some marketing team needs to get working on this angle, lol.

There isn’t really anything I can add to what’s already been said about these malicious idiots, only that I’m so very grateful to live in Washington state where sanity still prevails.

We’ll duh of course it’s a puppy. Everyone knows she likes 'em on the young side.

I swear it’s like he’s sundowning. He focuses each day on whatever story confused and frightened him the night before.

Too late! This subscription ain’t coming back for the collaborating corporate appeaser. They’re not gonna weasel their way back into my wallet.

It feels like fascism is saving me so much money, 'cause I’m canceling subscriptions left and right.

Haha yeah.
Once when bicycle touring an older lady cornered me and kept grilling me on what method I was using to stay hydrated. I was puzzled by her repeated questions and eventually said, “Oh! I use a method honed to perfection by 500 million years of vertebrate evolution.”

She looked puzzled a moment, so I clarified: “I drink when I’m thirsty.”

She stomped off in a huff.

I always have a well balanced breakfast of coffee and more coffee.

That man has dementia.