In secondary school, we always had the rumour that if you blew into a woman’s vagina then it would kill her.
It was received with more hilarity than sensibility… though it did mean that future oral sex was delivered with a little less exhalation.
Then, it turns out you can kill a girl by blowing into her minge and middle age dudes creased with laughter again, as if the previous 20 years of maturity never happened.
Pass. I could write my historical knowledge of television shows on an ant’s cock in black marker. Best to check first!
If that sort of thing entertains you, you should check out Time Bandits (it’s from Apple TV originally I think but can be found on the high seas no drama), and one of the story threads deals with a girl of early secondary school age, left in a prehistoric time - and she ascends to being a leader, educating her tribe with her 2020’s saaarh laaahndan banter.
When they head back to find her, the tribe are all conversing like a mob of youths outside a McDonald’s on a Saturday afternoon. It’s absolutely brilliantly written and well worth a watch.
Yeah good spot. I never actually paid much attention to it. It was the first one of a similar pattern that I saw on the Google Shopping listings.
Awesome. I didn’t even have to say “I wanna be in the screenshot”!
Executive summary: don’t be a dickhead