Line em up and cut a third off both apples in one go? Everyone gets 2/3? Seems simple right? Consider the core. I don’t think it’s possible if you consider the core. You have to kill one of your friends.
You have to kill one of your friends.
You have to kill one of your friends.
Choose which one of your friends to kill.
Reach for the knife before someone else does.
You have to kill one of your friends.
and who is that?
I know that there are words like this that I struggle with but I don’t remember which ones. I can’t fathom knowing a word like this, knowing I can’t spell it, and just like… being okay with that? Like bro, do what little kids do. Write it down on a piece of paper ten times. Spell it out loud. It takes 3 minutes to permanently commit it to memory. You’re gonna let first graders be better at this than you, an adult, with a fully developed brain?
But then I would be dead.