I woke up to, ‘chair cat power spin fun’ in my notebook one morning.

'You are in charge of testing high punches vs every female character while wearing each and every helmet cosmetic. When you are done move on to the same with low punches.

Why yes, we are working this weekend.’

‘They were clearly planning to flee the scene of the crime on an unregistered, potentially deadly, vehicle.’

They need some time to figure out the perfect place to be attacked so billions of dollars can go unaccounted for in the cleanup efforts.

Probably wears lifts like his dad.

I know you meant Heel Spurs, but now I’m imagining Trump taking off his shoes for a nap and a bunch of nasty mushrooms springing forth.

Not seen: behind the cameras a stray dog wanders in through a screen door that’s flapping in the breeze.

Forgive me if I’m totally wrong, but doesn’t having a T intersection in the roundabout kind of defeat the purpose?

People with mobility issues should be kept in mind. Some may say just walk/roll in the street, but drivers are quick to get angry when some thoughtless wheel chair is taking up almost HALF of a lane.

If they even see the wheel chair.

Also, at least in my area, there are these skeezy little gaming parlors that have popped up in every strip mall where the Curves used to be.

Back in my day you had to drive over state lines to legally ruin your life.

He showed up for the Uptight and Awkward Pedo-Supper.

Scatman.mp3

Yeah, wasn’t much of a world power until WW1.

I really hope he lives to be 103.

You need that extra reach.

The fool. Everyone knows prison bars are made of overcooked lasagna.

These special cases won’t write anything by hand, but their guns can do a little something, unfortunately.

Probably an anthropomorphized plank that lines getting stepped on.

Sure is! I stand corrected.

It freaks me out to hear Kids by Animal Collective* when I’m selecting cabbage.

‘Wow, this store is hip and with it!’

: Trips on a radicchio and shatters hip:

*It was by MGMT, actually.