‘I know He is your friend’

                                    Ricky Gervis

This solution might be too hard for all people, but damn this is a step in the right direction, I wish there were a thousand options we could choose from instead of just google

Hey man, I dress all black because I’m a ninja, that’s part of my heritage

Nobody gives a fuck about housing…once they purchase their fifth house

What was that thing that magas were against? Snowflakes?

Those evil cubans with their Mojito invasion

Being a pedo is a pre-requirement for this guys?

Yes that exactly how those 2 words work, they are emigrating from the USA and immigrating to other countries, but they will get offended by that

Americans are immigrating to other countries, they just like to call themselves X-Pats® because they think immigrant is a dirty word

Dude can’t even hold a glass of water like a human

Drain the swamp

book me for another 2 next wek

I paid extra to avoid a connection in an US airport

I think whatsapp it’s already sharing chats with a few governments