She specifically got ‘April’ wrong in the ‘30 days has September, April, June and November’ mnemonic, saying ‘30 days has September, March, June and November’

It like the next line in the show.

It’s weird that April didn’t know how many days April has.

How much of this is just greedflation with an excuse of war?

were are

Ok, now sue the Stock Exchange.

Yeah it is hard to double cross your arms and make that last grip

Going by a normal Brandi Love theme: He was visiting his stepmom at her work.

What if their untrue statement is purely for a really good pun?

How’s retirement treating you?

Why the fuck would I want to be challenged as a viewer?

Life is already challenging enough.

In Ds1 he only betrays you twice (once really if you’re on quickroll weight, you can just run over the bridge faster than it falls). And if you call him out on it he gives you humanity, which is probably the most valuable resource for undead. Then he sells you stuff and gossips about other characters.

Don’t remember what all he does in DS3

Patches is like the reverse of this. He betrays you immediately but once he realizes you’re not a greedy fool who’ll go hollow at the first sign of failure he’s chill.

Look, if the seal on magic ever did break then 99.5% of humans would be dead within 24 hours.

Yes

You’re a goddamn genius

Dragons or how quickly I’d die in event of a revolutionary/civil war.

Stop starting titles with “Trump, 79”

What? Psilocybin has strong anti-depressive qualities https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10811389/

A single high dosage of shrooms basically saved my life in college and allowed me to be able to do the work to graduate.

I don’t know if they’ve gone national but I’m a Fit’z guy myself.

Bees live in myself!?! How’d they get in there?