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Nothing will happen. He’s invincible.


BIGLY SPOILER ALERT!
Nothing will happen. He’s invincible.


The djinn is out of the bottle. We will be a total surveillance society. You won’t have a moment that isn’t watched.


It’s cool. The top two candidates for governor in California are both MAGA Republicans. You’re gonna get your wish.


Again, according to plan. Get the population to believe in magic rather than trusting medicine. Soon, corporate employers won’t have to offer health care, and aging Millennials won’t say shit when there’s no Medicare.


Welcome to the new reality.


Married women can’t vote because the names don’t match.
This will skate through the Senate. Elections in the USA won’t mean shit after this.
It’s a short putt from there to removing citizenship from anyone, for any reason.


The fact is, this won’t be on most Americans’ radar until ICE starts invading white middle class suburbs, taking what they want and beating the shit out of white private school kids.
And that’s going to happen.


But the emails.


Hillbilli Vanilli


Filet-O-Fish seasoned with tartarjizz.


This is a fascist country. That’s fascist behavior. Welcome to the New Normal.


It won’t happen. The sad reality is, most Americans are far more afraid of being fired than they are of fascism.


A bunch of glorious revolutionaries with their squirrel shooters, against the United States military.
That’s going to end well.


King of Wishful Thinking


When a Republican tells you what they’re going to do, believe them. There will never be another fair election in the United States.


You want to see worse? Google “raw water movement.” Fuggin’ scary people.


How? Decades of Republicans cheapening public education, that’s how. We are becoming that dystopian society Carl Sagan spoke of, where science has been replaced by magic.
It’s a fascist country. We’d all better accept that.