Stern

Laundry, getting drinks from the fridge, cleaning the annoying corners of my room.

I’d rather just be able to cast mage hand at will.

Bold of you to think they read any part of the bible except the ones they can twist for the sake of hatred.

How could someone take umbrage there? Like… read his origin story. He was born on Krypton. He got dropped on Earth. He was adopted by folks in Kansas. If I told people I found a child who drifted across the Rio Grande and adopted him as my own, we’d all agree he was probably from Mexico and not a native born citizen. But apparently him drifting in from SPACE changes the narrative?

dont kinkshame her

Not a whole lot the left and right can agree on these days but I think “Fuck this dude for bitching about missing his beach vacation because he has to do the job he was elected for” is fairly bipartisan.

https://www.stripes.com/branches/marine_corps/2025-06-26/marines-budget-2026-18253650.html

The [Marines] $57.2 billion budget request is part of the Navy’s $292.2 billion overall proposed spending plan for fiscal 2026, which begins Oct. 1. The budget request reflects a more than 6% increase from the 2025 request.

More then three times the budget of the Marines.

If he ran on the, “Oh yeah I’ll definitely be in charge wink wink” platform he prob could get the MAGA vote, sadly enough.

I interpret it not as married or unmarried, but the gender they’re married to, though maybe that wouldn’t stand in court due to roundabout discrimination, I dunno.

Yes, please steal 5-6% of the R vote.

Looking at the video I wouldn’t call it a meltdown. He seemed upset, but also kind of out of it, like grandpa who doesn’t necessarily have dementia but you can tell that engine ain’t getting full RPM’s anymore.

“I promise there is no lead in your water”

At this point I think they’re promising to get rid of fluoride, not lead.

It’d be a banger if the average asshole in America wasn’t so stupid that they’d read that as a positive.

Are you trying to tell me that pushing to re-elect a guy who was falling apart at the seams and currently has advanced cancer, who previously won by virtue of the other guy’s approval rating being in the toilet… then replacing him with someone who would have been completely blown out in a primary at the last minute so she couldn’t even mount a good campaign who then got hobbled by her PR team into not mounting any sort of attacks of any meaningful value… are you trying to tell me that they did something wrong???

I’m of the opinion that MLK Jr. was largely successful because folks saw the alternative was Malcolm X… and they still fought MLK Jr. tooth and nail.

“Old man yells at cloud” isn’t the issue, “Old man can order airstrike on cloud” is.

i dont watch shows i know i wont like on netflix. guess im in a echo chamber there too.

Choose wisely, 500gb game from the western dev, or winter heating from the eastern.