I also don’t steal. I download my books from online copies, which is copying, not stealing.

I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said “MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ”, but I suppose I could have said “MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ”, or should I say “MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ”?

Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

If that’s so, the angles are probably not right angles.

Straight lines. Also two sets of parallel lines. This is one definition of a square, but not the common one.