My door. Your butt. Don’t allow two objects to occupy the same space at the same time.

This is Mr. Every-Accusation-Is-A-Confession speaking.

Sure sure, but as a fossil fuel executive, answer me this: What if we burned the wind turbines for warmth instead?

George would have some confusion about the “planet Vulcan” bit long before Star Wars, though.

Trump said Tuesday that it’s a “good thing” Kent resigned over his objections to the war with Iran, deriding him as “very weak on security.”

Yeah, I’ll say. What a loser! What kind of numbnuts hired that guy, anyway?

Stovepiping.

But do we believe that the pooper-in-chief was hanging on every word coming out of the intelligence apparatus in the hours after the first bombings, alert for any rumor that could be leveraged for the noise machine? Or is it more likely one of the many wormtongues in his orbit whispered this in his ear?

So, next up, the way things have been going: “Windex cured my kid’s autism, now Google is censoring me!”

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That headline, “left him at a cafe,” is offering the regime some scrap of moral cover that is not justified by any facts of the case, as far as I can see. There is barely a reason to bring this up in the story, let alone the headline. That’s just the NYT kissing the regime’s ass.

This takes some effort, some talent. If you asked me to write a headline that made ICE look ever so slightly less evil, I would not have considered this, I wouldn’t have that creative capacity. Someone has made this their mission in life, to paint the murderous thugs of ICE in a gentler light.

So the national anthem tells us we’re “free” and “brave.” Maybe it’s time to update that.

The Center for Biological Diversity noted that this order would mark the first time that the Defense Production Act was used to force an oil company to restart out-of-use Infrastructure and to disregard the state permitting process.

So this must be that “free market” I hear so much about?

Remember when the alt-right guys were prosecuted for their khakis-and-polo-shirts, escape-by-blending-into-a-crowd uniforms that demonstrated malice aforethought?

No, me neither.

Its not climate its just weather, bro. The climate has always been changing, bro. Solar? The sun doesn’t even shine at night, bro. Your insurance company is just ripping you off, bro. Not every species deserves to make it, bro. How about this April snowball, bro?

The first ambulance called to take Best to the hospital arrived at the scene … However, at the urging of other officers, that ambulance was used to take away a white police officer … who had been involved in the foot chase, the report said.

That sure sounds like a deliberate stratagem.

Knee Deep In The Underbrush

The Shores Of Sawdust

Inferno

“Flood the zone with shit” means it’s more important to tell many lies fast than to tell any lies well.

So the suggestion here (and it is only a suggestion) is that the veteran prison-operator companies (wow yeah I guess we have those) didn’t want to get involved, didn’t even bid on these contracts. So that’s certainly food for thought. Or for speculation, anyway.

…our leverage in the elections quite candidly goes up as the voting populace goes down.

– Paul Weyrich, 1980

It’s true, I didn’t read that far. Does this suggest she had an air tag or something similar on her keys? The manufacturer’s key fobs don’t have tracking built-in – or do they?

… arrested after authorities “tracked him in one of the victims’ vehicles,” the Utah Department of Public Safety said … the vehicle “was tracked through southern Utah into northern Arizona and eventually into Colorado,” Utah DPS said.

I wonder if this was through some car network link system (like OnStar or uh… I don’t know the names of any others) or if this was from license plate reading cameras, which are everywhere now.