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A Debian based distro is probably your best bet (Mint is my favorite, but there’s a few options including Ubuntu and of course Debian itself).

I’m not saying it would be practical in your case, but you could definitely carry 6 weeks of groceries on a cargo bike (electric would be better given the load though).

Hell, you might even be able to do that on a regular bike. I can fit at least 60 liters of groceries into my Portola (a compact folding e-bike), and that isn’t even including the top rear cargo rack. In an actual mid-sized cargo bike, you could probably fit like 2+ months of groceries.

If you don’t have a safe path to get there though, it doesn’t really matter how much you can fit onto any bike. In your case, you’d need a motorcycle.

4 miles is nothing on a bike, 30 isn’t too crazy either. I think people misunderstand just how far you can travel on a bicycle. Having the infrastructure to do it is another matter though, there’s some super dangerous country roads where it’s 50+mph with no shoulders.

Lots of weight and heart disease I bet.

On a related note, I rode my bike to work today and it was great.

While I’m here, I guess I should plug !micromobility@lemmy.world

Seems like that would just piss off 99% of the population and ensure those responsible a terrible fate once billions of desperate humans get so fed up they’ll become capable of pretty much anything. I’m guessing a lot of these people are already so old they don’t care or so insulated the don’t understand the danger they’re putting themselves in.

We are a walking, talking extinction event: Welcome to the Holocene Era!

The secret ingredient is corruption.

Our 4 year olds need better training.

IDK, sounds Russian…

You are driving the car though, even if it’s just down the street, that’s not a great move: Knock the snow off before you get onto the road, even if it’s a short trip.

Beans, peppers, garlic, salt, black pepper, onions, corn, beans, more beans, cumin, possibly some ground pork, as well as beans.

Also, tomato paste, some hot sauce, and beans!!!

!micromobility@lemmy.world

Classic Boeing.

It’s a shitty society though, that’s why the receipts are poison and I don’t touch them.

Should they get rid of them? Fuck yeah!

Do I have control over that? Sure don’t! I’m willing to bet you don’t either, but if you know someone who does, tell them I said to cut that shit out.

I honestly do avoid touching receipts, why the /s? Why expose yourself?

Still dead to me.

Is this that darkness they’ve been warning us about?

Armed to the teeth, mama mia!

Don’t want to get caught up in some ridiculous legal farce? I guess just stop using your cell phone.

Best I can do is exercise my God-given inalienable rights with great intensity.