uses a cooking torch to napalm the broccoli line

“I found a PayDay Loan office near you.”

Burger Force One

Series name?

But they’re in the body of a five year old, so now the entire village is scared of them.

“Needless to say, Nigel, the entire club was in an uproar!”

“Good heavens, Charles, you have such riveting experiences.”

I don’t care how old this one is, I always smile when I see it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSoCld6kVKE

Gonna say 3.

People say they don’t like the ads, but every time I close my eyes and it’s suddenly morning I feel cheated out of my free trial.

Everything was working out, then they had to take a nap.

Im not religious anymore…

…but the Bible literally predicted this.

Beating the earpiece against the metal pay phone and not even a scuff mark.

“Unfunny. When did this community turn to shit?”

“Sir, this is c/worldnews.”

Someone was unappreciative of your posting or you literally got kicked out?