Holy F. Didn’t think it may be so severe. Glad you are okay now.

Their Twitter bio says they are smart.

Also, a prolonged sun exposure makes them poisonous with arsenic-like chemicals unless you hide them indoors or cook them. You can tell by seeing them turning green, like poisonous potatoes in Minecraft. It’s not THAT lethal, but can teach a human or an animal a lesson that even if you see a potato on the surface, don’t feel lucky about it, don’t dig, it’d fuck you up.

When the imposter is sus!

(I couldn’t resist)

But mah system is up-to-date to run Windows the Eleventh!

It would fly at least once if thrown.

No one remembered her until she wrote to the White House - that’s my guess.